The kitchen is my place. A serene locale for me to stay, I serenade with the perfumes it wears Together we dip the onions to feed the nose. The kitchen is a darling in bed, It caresses my tummy whenever I need. Cuddling through the gullet we pass, And down the stomach we make our love. The kitchen is my place. Be it lunch, supper or break. I depend on it like a parasite, Sucking it's gallery in stock. The kitchen is a real friend indeed. It wipes away the tears when you cry. And when the hunger beatings are severe, It is always ready to give me a massage.